Yet another sequel to the boy who cried "wolf"
It's the girl who cried, "POTTY!"
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Sofia. She never wanted to miss out on ANYTHING. Especially public potties. She would wait until she was snug in her carseat and her Mommy was on the highway, and then would scream "P-O-T-T-Y!!!" at the top of her lungs.
She loved the way her mother would frantically veer off the road. She enjoyed all the attention she got from Mommy while driving as she said, "Hold it, HOLD it, HOLD IT!! Sofia can you HOLD IT?"
She loved the smell of the donut shop as Mommy frantically unbuckled her, and her three siblings to rush into the bathroom.
She would nod and smile, and chuckle to herself.
"This is SUCH a great idea! Maybe we will even get a donut when I'm done."
But alas, the little girl who cried "P-O-T-T-Y!!" didn't really have to go. So she couldn't produce.
Which made her mommy grumpy for having drug 4 kids out of the car, and so no one got donuts that day.
She had another bright idea.
She would wait and give the P-O-T-T-Y cry only when they pull up to a store. That way, mommy would surely be less-grumpy since she was going inside anyway.
The little girl and her mother visited many a public restroom with this strategy and never once did she ever actually go potty.
One day, her mother stopped swerving to the nearest exit when she gave the "P-O-T-T-Y!!" cry.
She tried again.
And again to no avail.
She was dismayed.
Her wise mommy knew she had just been to the potty at home, and could not be fooled.
Sofia had a wonderful plan.
She waited until they pulled into Publix and shouted with all her might,
And her mother, unwilling to take a chance with THAT, marched her right into the Publix restroom, just like old times.
Much to ALL of their dismay, the little girl who cried "P-O-T-T-Y!' really did need to go potty, and had not made it to the bathroom.
Unfortunately, her mother had no idea the surprises her panties held inside, until AFTER she slid them down Miss Sofia's legs.
After a very ugly crime scene, which fortunately no one was there to witness, Sofia's marched out of that Publix restroom with a very long dress and a very bare bum.
Her purple panties were never seen or heard from again.
The End.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Sofia. She never wanted to miss out on ANYTHING. Especially public potties. She would wait until she was snug in her carseat and her Mommy was on the highway, and then would scream "P-O-T-T-Y!!!" at the top of her lungs.
She loved the way her mother would frantically veer off the road. She enjoyed all the attention she got from Mommy while driving as she said, "Hold it, HOLD it, HOLD IT!! Sofia can you HOLD IT?"
She loved the smell of the donut shop as Mommy frantically unbuckled her, and her three siblings to rush into the bathroom.
She would nod and smile, and chuckle to herself.
"This is SUCH a great idea! Maybe we will even get a donut when I'm done."
But alas, the little girl who cried "P-O-T-T-Y!!" didn't really have to go. So she couldn't produce.
Which made her mommy grumpy for having drug 4 kids out of the car, and so no one got donuts that day.
She had another bright idea.
She would wait and give the P-O-T-T-Y cry only when they pull up to a store. That way, mommy would surely be less-grumpy since she was going inside anyway.
The little girl and her mother visited many a public restroom with this strategy and never once did she ever actually go potty.
One day, her mother stopped swerving to the nearest exit when she gave the "P-O-T-T-Y!!" cry.
She tried again.
And again to no avail.
She was dismayed.
Her wise mommy knew she had just been to the potty at home, and could not be fooled.
Sofia had a wonderful plan.
She waited until they pulled into Publix and shouted with all her might,
"STINKY!!!!"
And her mother, unwilling to take a chance with THAT, marched her right into the Publix restroom, just like old times.
Much to ALL of their dismay, the little girl who cried "P-O-T-T-Y!' really did need to go potty, and had not made it to the bathroom.
Unfortunately, her mother had no idea the surprises her panties held inside, until AFTER she slid them down Miss Sofia's legs.
After a very ugly crime scene, which fortunately no one was there to witness, Sofia's marched out of that Publix restroom with a very long dress and a very bare bum.
Her purple panties were never seen or heard from again.
The End.
LOL :)
ReplyDeleteAin't parenting fun????
My middle kid had the store = potty response for the longest time. But I was never brave enough to doubt it because more often than not, it was true. Of course, no donut stores around or else the truth factor would have been stretched quite a bit!!
From a safe distance it is almost a funny story, but we dare not laugh because we know it was an ordeal for those closely involved. Once again, a mother's love endures the challenges, leaps tall buildings, faster than a speeding bullet, to rescue her loved one(s) from a disastrous situation. With much love (and a soft, barely audible hee, hee).
ReplyDeleteOh my...I remember those days that is why I can laugh with you!! Girl, you have a gift at story telling.
ReplyDeleteHysterical! Thanks for giving me a great laugh this morning! Hey, in your spare time (LOL), you should take up writing humorous stories for publication! Love ya bunches.
ReplyDeleteTHanks for the laughs. Sorry for the "incident" BTDT :)
ReplyDeleteGreat post! As a mom with a 3 year old DD who is newly potty trained I feel your pain. I find having a potty seat in my truck helps a lot. We don't us it too much but it is great in an emergency. I just pull over in a parking lot and have her go in the potty. I guess I say "do you really have to go or are you just saying that" because when I tell her I have to go potty she will say those words back too me : )
ReplyDeleteMichelle
You are such a great story teller, I love it....I needed that laugh.
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